Ye hai apni 11 no, jisme sajaye humne jane kitne swayamvar !!
khoob manayi rakhi holi, khuda kasam ! underpass me bhi kisi ki niyat na doli !!
naye naye se roop hai iske,kabhi blue, kabi brown aur kabhi white,
ghanto kaate humne isme,karke traffic jam se fight !!
Chaal nayi hai, dhang naya hai, naye hai driver conductor,
ab to chahe race lagalo,nahi lagta kisi se bhi darr !!
Jaise jhatpat mausam badle, Waise badle isme character,
Sabki apni baat nirali,karna na tum beech me apni turrr turrr !!
Aao milau sabse tumko, sunau sabki kahani,
agar chehre pe muskaan na aaye, to karna yaad tum apni naani !! :P
pehle milau inse tumhe m, click karne me biti hai jinki jawani,
sense of humour itna tez hai hai,k duniya hui inke pj's ki deewani !!
Naam hai inka sourabh pahwa, karte nahi ye kisi ki bhi parwah,
kabhi moong, kabhi arhar ki daal jalaye, chinki kudiyon se jane ku sharmaye !!
Aayi baari pankaj sharma ki, Bhaiya kehke m inhe bulati,
tond pe inki bilkul bhi na jana, kyonki dance se inke to sheela munni bhi sharmati !!
Dil ke saaf hai,par hai thodi si moti kaya,
bacha nahi hai koi bhi bus me, jiska inhone majak na udaya !!
ab milau tumhe shuchi di se,sabka roop hai inhone sanwara,
de ke apni gyan ki classes, ladko ko bhi hai inhone sudhara!!
soch samaj ke lena pange, ye teekhi mirchi hai badi tez..
unity sikho inse aake, babu shona kehke sabko hai pukara !!
Ab milte hai juhi ji se, masoom si hai inki smile,
hasi se sabke gam mitade,tabhi to lagi hai inke peechey sab ladko ki line !!
Nishu ji ke to kya hai kehne, na jane pehne ye kiyne gehne,
i20 ki baadh hai jabse aayi, dikhti nhi hume ab inki parchayi !!
Ab apni bus me sab technology wale, tabhi to hai isme poora media coverage,
b'day ho ya farewell party, ya ho kisi ka roka..
rakhe sabko uptodate, aisi hai ye apni classy nikita !!
Gautam narayan singhani, Bringing happiness since 1984,
baaton se ye sabka dil jeetle, karte hai bada ye shor,
momos ke to hai pakke deewane, java ke hai ye master,
chahe koi bhi joke marlo,haste hai khulke, bina kisi ke darr !!
Baarish ki ho rimjhim fuhaar, ya ho tapakti pasine ki dhaar,
inki zuban pe tha bas ek hi rona, karna hai manager par war,
aayi desh videsh ghoom ke, cornell ki ye hai beti,
angrezi maare tod tod ke,ye hai apni priyanka urf italy !!
Dola re dola, haye re inka man to jane kitni baar hai dola,
patli kamariya jinhone itni matkayi, wo hai apne ankit vadhera !!
Ab milau tumhe sutli bomb se, haath nahi hai inka hai talwaar,
nikki ho, ya ho gautam, sabpe kiye hai isne waar !!
gaano ka poora database hai, chahe ho salim, shahrukh ya ho imraan,
Mrs kapoor banke jisne, badhayi kapoor pariwaar ki shaan !!
Kanika sethi naam hai iska, kabhi dil na iska dukhana,
sach kehti hu is kanya se, raaz na koi bhi tum chipana !!
Ab agla no rachita di ka,suron se hai jiski pehchan,
dil se apne ye gaane gaaye,music hai iski jaan !!
Bindiya chamke gi , choodi khanke gi,
na na.. ab tum ye na gunguna na,
i am talking about bindiya di,
subah shaam bus me she only sleeps.
Now let's move onto Mr. sumit nigam,
ho agar khudse pyaar, to sunna na inse koi bhi sargam,
jaise dil ke hai saaf insaan,waise deen duniya ka hai inhe poora gyaan,
jis bhi kisi ladki ne inhe pataya, usko apni bhabhi inhone pehle banaya !!
Raksha ji to meetha supari, kai baar inhe hai hume nachaya,
madhuri ji ko dede takkar, aisa jaadu inke dance ne hai chalaya !!
Ab milte hai sudhanshu ji se, shakal se to hai ye angrez,
apne motorola phn ka karke promo,nokia se sabka dhyaan hataya !!
ye gupta ji bas lagte hai shant, par fb pe ladkiyon ko inhone khoob ladaya !!
ab dhyaan se sun na, leti hu m ek aur naam,
haath dekh kar sabka inhone,sabke bacchon ko ginwaya !!
lagake apne kaan me earphones, inhone hai khoob sustaya,
aseem naam se jane inko hum, onsite bhejunga naam leke manager ne iska popat banaya !!
Ab milte hai gopal sharma se, karlu thodi inki bhi tareef,
ladka heera hai heera, bas dikhta nahi hai shareef,
kisi ke naam ki ye mala rat ta, nazrein ghuma ghuma ke,
lesson lete roj paran se, ye bhi seekhe duniya daari ke nuskhe !!
prerna urf paran ka chehra hai bada bhola, with sweet si iski smile,
non veg joke pe kab hai hasna, seekh lo dekh k iski wicked smile !!
manni hai ye ,ya hai titli, furrr se bus me hai aati,
zor zor se haath hila ke, soto ko hai ye roz jagati !!
Now here comes our photographer, gender hai inka male,
Anup gupta naam hai inka, paas hai Baaton ki lambi chain,
Bak bak karke hume roz ye yahi de paigam,
haske kaat lo din ye apne, life hai isi ka naam !!
taash k patton me ,beeti hai jiski zindgani,
new entry aayi hai bus me,naam hai iska nikhil malik,
chaar logo ko seep khilake, bakiyo ko hai isne sulaya,
ab jo bhi kaho ab tum yaaro, ladka seedha hai bechara.
ab jo bhi kaho ab tum yaaro, ladka seedha hai bechara.
Sunke meri baatein agar nahi chahiye tumhe neend ki goli,
to jao jake face dhoke aao.. coz yahi sab the mere hamjoli,
ye thi apni 11 no, isse apni nazar na lagana,
roz likhe ek nayi kahani isme hum, fir sunaye apna afsana !!
Aur ye hai humari Sonia ki rachna.. jinki nazron se mushkil hai bachna!!
Indian Idol hai ye humari.. khyaalon mein rehti khoyi khoyi..
kabhi suna ke apne dialog hume hai khoob hasati..
aur kabhi humare shor mein bhi ye.. lagti hai soyi soyi.
Aur ye hai humari Sonia ki rachna.. jinki nazron se mushkil hai bachna!!
Indian Idol hai ye humari.. khyaalon mein rehti khoyi khoyi..
kabhi suna ke apne dialog hume hai khoob hasati..
aur kabhi humare shor mein bhi ye.. lagti hai soyi soyi.
- Sonia Kadyan
